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Halloween Quotes, Sayings, Jokes and Poems

Written by: Matthew Lawrence on 1st November 2010 |

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Happy Halloween everyone! And to help you with your greetings, we now have some Halloween quotes, sayings, jokes and even Halloween poems which you can use.

You can send them as a text message or write them on your Halloween eCards or just plain share it with your friends during your Halloween party.

Halloween Quotes and Sayings:

From ghoulies and ghosties, and long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!
- Scottish Saying

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard

Where there is no imagination there is no horror.
- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.
– River Phoenix

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want – it’s like an excuse for Halloween everyday.
– Gwen Stefani

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
- Anonymous

Halloween Jokes:

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. What’s a monster’s favorite bean? A. A human bean.

Q. Why can’t the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

Halloween Poems:

Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
- William Shakespeare in Witches in Macbeth.

Shadows of a thousand years
Rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees
‘Tonight is Halloween!’
- Dexter Kozen

Bring forth the raisins and the nuts-
Tonight All-Hallows’ Spectre struts
Along the moonlit way.
- John Kendrick Bangs

‘Tis the night – the night
Of the grave’s delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they – it is they.
- Arthur Cleveland Coxe

Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
- Edgar Allan Poe, The Raven

Happy Halloween everyone!

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Love Poems For A Girl says:

November 1, 2010 at 10:09 pm

Awesome Halloween page! I am going to have to save some of these poems for next year.

Thanks for sharing,
Susan J.